[There's a rather disgruntled wet barista staring at the screen. He's in his usual Wildkat uniform just... soaked to the bone as he raises an eyebrow at the camera. Then he holds up two fingers.]

Two things, Vatheon.

ONE. Wonderland, you owe me a cup of coffee.

[A finger goes down.]

And TWO, never ever ever take a guy from his coffee shop ( Read more... )

So. My house blew up.

[A pause, he sips his coffee.]

Like a kitten without a home, I suppose.

... Anyone got any suggestions for a new place? Mind you, I have two roommates.

[ FILTERED TO AZIRAPHALE ]

[The video feed pops on to a sulky Mr. H sitting in the corner of his bed, disheveled and obviously distressed. He runs a hand through his hair and sighs, looking off screen before back at the camera.]

Hey, Azy, mind if I complain to you a bit?

[Here is a Mr. H, tapping his fingers on the counter in front of him. He's sitting behind that bar in his studio and he has a slight frown on his face. He is back to the man he usually is, though the stubble is barely there as it's still growing back from his stint as a woman. He sighs, slumping forward and resting his chin on his folded arms as he ( Read more... )

[There seems to be a song playing somewhere in the background when the SFC video feed pops up. It's almost... morbid even and Mr. H seems not to mind it at all. He actually appears to be humming it as he sips a cup of coffee. He's been pretty quiet this week, just lurking at the Scratching Post and painting since the music is really quite perfect ( Read more... )

[And if you look to your screen you will see a disgruntled Mr. H, wet from head to toe with hair flopping over his face. He pushes it to the side, peering over his sunglasses. You can tell he's scowling at the screen, he checks the commands on it before he jabs a few buttons, the screen flickers on and off and then back on where hey, look he's ( Read more... )